geekischic's avatar
Aw! Poor Noah! I feel his pain, I really do.

...Except I actually have boobies. And huge ones, at that.

Noah, honey, you've got sharp heels on. Give that douche a pierced testicle for me.
HeartGear's avatar
I'm not 100% on how often this really occurs, but I've been in clubs enough to know that it occurs.

#1 Rule
Always have a buddy!
geekischic's avatar