I'm too stupid for this one!

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when life becomes art

Hehehe, extra dimensions XD.

There's only 11, I swear!

This is really funny, but surprising philosophical. I love the O'Reilly Factor thrown in there.

Haha, thanks Al. ;D

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Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. ~Martin H. Fischer

Don't scrap it! Nooooo!
I like it. It's funny in a smart way, which is pretty hard to pull off. Props.

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Haha, thanks! ;D I appreciate it. I really started to like this one.

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Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. ~Martin H. Fischer

haha i love this, too! all of your work is just lovely! lol

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OTL Thank you so much!

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Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. ~Martin H. Fischer

I like this a lot! Very natural-sounding dialogue - I can definitely imagine that happening - and nice, swift characterisation. And of course it's most amusing. My only suggestions are that "I tried very hard not pout," should possibly be "I tried very hard not to pout," and "I still don’t see how that proves other dimensions," sounded a little odd to me; I'd probably say "...proves the existence of other dimensions," or "...proves that other dimensions exist." But possibly that's just me, or you just wanted Jude to talk like that. Anyway, very well done indeed. And I particularly like "More proof than, say, photographing an elephant?" and the last two sentences.

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Thank you a lot! ;D

You know I've edited this piece maybe four or five times, and I've never caught the mistakes you pointed out. xD Thanks for checking up on those, I'm fixing them as we speak.

Glad you liked it!

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Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. ~Martin H. Fischer