Lies! It was all a ploy by Roxas so he could escape your shotguns of doom!
Nonsense, the chocobo was cute, bonus points to roxas for the ploy. But I'm gonna get the X2 multiplier on his head.
Hahaha xD poor Roxas I don't know who to feel sorry for oh wait why should I care about Roxas lol the chocobo was a nice touch but damn why must the CUTENESS be deadly >.>
Yeah, why must it?
No idea but damn the cuteness to hell. Too much of it will KILL you.
Yeah. But you can't cut it all out.
True, sadly but true.