Comment on IMing: Nuts by Emotikonz
Mine give me candy! It tastes quite bitter and makes me sleepy... but I guess it is the thought that counts! 
aww, lucky!
it might have been bitter apple. those always taste the best!
mine only wanted to play darts with me, and their aim was terrible! they kept hitting my butt!
it might have been bitter apple. those always taste the best!
mine only wanted to play darts with me, and their aim was terrible! they kept hitting my butt!
I've had that. They cheat, too. They either use guns, or they come right up to stab them in the board. And I think they need glasses - certainly the ones that have them need to update the prescription. BECAUSE THEY HIT MY BUTT TOO. I don't think they even know where the board is.
Maybe we have the same friends.
We should gather together and discuss The Company... they refuse it exists, but friends always give you the rap for this kind of thing. Of course it does. That's why I never took off my tinfoil hat until they nicked it... I don't even know why. Maybe to keep garlic bread warm or something... 
THE COMPANY IS DOWNLOADING MY BRAIN I KNOW THEY ARE...
Maybe we have the same friends.
We should gather together and discuss The Company... they refuse it exists, but friends always give you the rap for this kind of thing. Of course it does. That's why I never took off my tinfoil hat until they nicked it... I don't even know why. Maybe to keep garlic bread warm or something... THE COMPANY IS DOWNLOADING MY BRAIN I KNOW THEY ARE...THEY STOLE YOUR HAT?! D:
THEY MUST BE THE SAME FRIENDS!
grr.. they nabbed mine too, only it wasn't tinfoil, it was aluminum.
THEY MUST BE THE SAME FRIENDS!
grr.. they nabbed mine too, only it wasn't tinfoil, it was aluminum.
But aluminium doesn't protect your brain from their mind-probes! Darn it, if I could just get back to my Underground Lair of Many Tinfoil Hats I'd lend you some... but each time I try to leave, all my friends start up a game of darts. And they make me play. I'm just too gosh darn polite to say "No, thanks."... 
oh, drat! D:
that's very nice of you!
and sometimes being polite bites ya in the butt
but why all the time darts? its obvious that they SUCK at darts!!
that's very nice of you!
and sometimes being polite bites ya in the butt
but why all the time darts? its obvious that they SUCK at darts!!
I know! 
What with all the practice we get, you'd think they improve...! But nooooo, Dr OBVIOUSLYCOMPLETELYBLIND strikes again. 
I would attempt to draw them a helpful diagram, so it's so hard to find properly shaperned pencils in this place.
WORST. HOUSEMATES. EVER.
What with all the practice we get, you'd think they improve...! But nooooo, Dr OBVIOUSLYCOMPLETELYBLIND strikes again. I would attempt to draw them a helpful diagram, so it's so hard to find properly shaperned pencils in this place.
WORST. HOUSEMATES. EVER.
Gah, I know, right?
It's hard to find pencils PERIOD here!!
It's frigging hard to find good roomies nowadays!
It's hard to find pencils PERIOD here!!
It's frigging hard to find good roomies nowadays!
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