Cool story bro. Hahaha, just kidding, you know we've all been there. Thanks man, glad you like it, and glad did something to get your imagination going... even if in an oddly erotic direction.
Oddly erotic? I think not, this piece was begging for that story to be associated with it! I was merely filling in a blank, just as I would when say seeing a beautiful girl sucking a popsicle... Hmm, ok maybe not that obvious. I'm not really making an argument here, just wasting time.
I just realized that the giant naked man in the scene may have affected your subconscious sexual desires, leading to an overcompensating comment. Or maybe you're just a crazy exhibitionist! There are all kinds of subtexts that could be implied here!