Rachel was Jacob's wife (ha isn't that awesome!)
Basically Jacob loved Rachel but when he asked her dad if he could marry her, he tricked him into marrying her sister Leah. Then eventually he married Rachel as well and she was his favourite wife. God didn't like that so he punished Rachel by making her a BARON! Yeah, so on Leah could have babies but then one day Rachel had a baby called Joseph, the one in the rainbow coat...he was his favourite son
the end.
Jan...is...Janice...?