Comment on Intelligent Holocene Parrot by nemo-ramjet
no because I'd be the one with the crackers it would want
Well, those must be some -magical-crackers. Sort of like Scooby Snacks, perhaps?
they're Triscuits, actually.
The "Hint of Salt" variety, I hope.
whatever variety of Triscuit most easily domesticates sinister birds
*cough* DILL *cough*