"Whilst Tails baked a cake for Cream on Valentines, a chao activated the Tornado and decided to play 'Gundam Wing, Valentines Attack'"

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British Satire is attacking everybody in an unbiased view. American satire is shouting very loudly that the person you disagree with is a moron...

Tails baking cake fro Valetine's..
"This time I've got plenty of chocolate to bake my cake, thank you chao! I'm sure that Cream and Chocola will love it"
*chao grins*
"Hey wait... chao, where di you get so much CHOCOLAte O_o"

[TV offscreen] "And our top story again. Police are baffled by a string of Valentine's Day arson attacks. The only evidence found has been a note that reads... 'Chao, chao. Chaochao chao...chao CHAOOOOOOOOOOOO.' Back to you in the studio."

[Dark Chao] "Chao, chao. Chaochao chao...CHAOOOOOOOOOOOO."

[Tails] ... <_<

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MTP - The blue fox with lots of bands.

Randome Note:

Dah, the color's been changed! Oh well!

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(insert witty comment here)

[Dark Chao in Cyclone] Chao chao ch cha chaaaaaaaaaooooo?! Cha chao chaaaaaao chao!!! *translation: Who dares paint hearts all over the Cyclone?! I can't take over the Garden with this!!!

[Tails] I think Midnight likes the heart decals on the Cyclone. He sounds so happy!

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"It's I before E except after C and when sounding like A as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh', and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"

Love comes groups, chocolate cake,... and arson?
Tails: [speaking to himself aloud] Yup... soon this cake shall be ready and I can surprise everyone with my cake-baking skills. [Turns attention to Chao] You guy's ready with the Cyclone? The cake is almost done for our Valentine's Day party.

Tails: These Chaos are the worst.....it is Novemeber and they are making me do Valentines Day all over again....'The DaRk Chao Ruler of All will break your Cylcone if you don't do over Valentines Day so We Can Have CAKE!!!!!!!"
Dark Chao : *evil glare* Now make it from Scratch....... *bomb*

Tails: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAILS: Ahh... Valentines Day cake! *Chuckle* I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when they realise I'm a great mechanic AND a great cook! *Sweatdrop appears as he blushes, then Tails continues mixing the cake, while humming*

CHAO (on the right, rolling in chocolate): Did you hear that!? Tails is cooking again! NOOO!! Quick! Cause a distraction while the others escape!! *Begins crying loudly and rolling around in chocolate*

DARK CHAO: *Snickers evilly* Just leave it to me! *Picks up lighter and begins burning the instruction book.*

*Tails is completely oblivious, despite the mayhem surrounding him, and continues humming sweetly*

DARK CHAO: To the Chao-mobile!!

RANDOM CHAO: Uh... Don't you mean the Cyclone?

*Dark Chao stares blankly*

DARK CHAO (in the Cyclone): Gahh... how do you work this stupid thing!? *Violently pushes and pulls buttons and levers, while the Cyclone randomly moves in several directions*

CHAO (on the right, hiding behind the green ball): *Starts panicking* It's not working! Quick, change to plan B... HIDE!! *Leaps behind the ball, knocking over several objects on his way*

DARK CHAO (in the Cyclone): *Panicking* Don't panic! I've got everything under control!

*The chao surrounding the Cyclone have no idea what is going on, the chao rolling in chocolate is STILL screaming and crying and Tails is still humming to himself as the Cyclone wizzes around behind him, crashing into walls*

"It was at this point that Tails regretted having ever given his pet Chao the undeniably addictive foodstuff that is chocolate."