Zerg needs a vacation.
Look at the gleam in his eye. Note the raised right nostril. Give him a 2 week vacation in Oahu, and watch his expression change....and revert to normal.
Hey wait! I know this guy. His real name is Sergio Colmano. He actually bears a resemblance to Mirko Jucinic. We worked together in the mailroom a while, and played tennis together since how long. Been there for 3 years, works so hard, and nobody thought to promote him.
He'd been planning to go to Greece once he gets a promotion and two weeks off. Yep, he needs a vacation. Do you have his current number? I may be able to talk to him. It's only been a week... he'll remember me.
Hey wait! I know this guy. His real name is Sergio Colmano. He actually bears a resemblance to Mirko Jucinic. We worked together in the mailroom a while, and played tennis together since how long. Been there for 3 years, works so hard, and nobody thought to promote him.
He'd been planning to go to Greece once he gets a promotion and two weeks off. Yep, he needs a vacation. Do you have his current number? I may be able to talk to him. It's only been a week... he'll remember me.
Hm yeah, I think I got his number - although, most of the time, Sergio "Zerg" Colmano (we always called him "Jersey-Zergy" because he was from Jersey) happened to pop up whenever we least expected it. So I guess you just need to think about "hey, great girl over there, look at her ghost rifle" and *bam*, he's rising up right behind you 
Aww. Okay. But why me? It wasn't me who gave him those pierogies labeled 'Fire'. We went through a lot together....fly fishing in the Dead Sea...bungee jumps from the Seattle needle...even stomach pumps from our weekend O2 bar binges.
He's just coming to tell you about his latest achievements, but be careful: he already tried to sell some skulps to me. But I looked closer and some of them were in some bad shape and he wanted like 5$ and my kid. We negotiated, and I gave him my kid. This useless bastard. Saved 5$ that day *hooorraaaaay* and own a skulp now. That thing's a great paperweight in contrast to my kid, he always moved and I couldn't work. It's way better now, just be sure to get one of the non-damaged skulps.
Did he tell you he used to be a life coach?
Life coach? No, didn't heard that. He was pretty shy everytime we met, always hiding when possible. However he seemed to be more that life-taking-type instead of the life-giving-type. Seems to be a little allrounder, our Sergio.
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