I know you want to feel more like a scholar and less like an asshole, but you have failed.
Definition of Art: the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.
You are not an artist as what you produce is of no real significance, is not aesthetically appealing, isn't beautiful, lacks quality and offers now worth in productive depth.
Sorry, what is and isn't art is purely subjective and the crap you produce simple isn't art or artistic.