pheeph's avatar
not before the koopas shoot them...
Great-5's avatar
Koopa reporter: We have just landed here in the Mushroom Kingdom, codenamed Big M! It's an ugly kingdom, a plumber kingdom! A kingdom hostile to life as we know it...*two Mario clones start ripping apart the reporter*
Koopa Rico: Go go go! Get outta here NOW! *a Luigi clone shoots a green fireball at him, and everything goes black...*
100000 Koopa Troopas dead in one hour...would you like to know more?
pheeph's avatar
I can imagine that...

I can also imagine one Koopa saying "Remember your training" and ends up being the first koopa to get ripped apart...
Great-5's avatar
But how could all the countless Marios and Luigis rip the koopas apart? They don't have claws the way the Arachnids do.