Koopa reporter: We have just landed here in the Mushroom Kingdom, codenamed Big M! It's an ugly kingdom, a plumber kingdom! A kingdom hostile to life as we know it...*two Mario clones start ripping apart the reporter*
Koopa Rico: Go go go! Get outta here NOW! *a Luigi clone shoots a green fireball at him, and everything goes black...*
100000 Koopa Troopas dead in one hour...would you like to know more?