probably worse, who knows what else Equius added on. . .
.....I bet it dispenses milk.
milk dispensing robot dongs? WHY HAVE THESE NOT BEEN INVENTED?!! 
XD Cause the FDA would never approve of it.
the FDA are terrible people who wish to oppress the pervy happiness of others!! WE MUST RISE AGAINST THEM! JOIN ME FELLOW GOOFY-PERV!!
XD...Alright.