Comment on Twirl by Only4sookie
"you look fine Sherlock. Now hurry up or we'll be late!"
"but... are you sure it doesn't make my backside look big?"
'not at all. c'mon let's go!'
"but what if you're saying that just because you want to go? I don't want to go out looking obese!"
"if you were obese i doubt many of those girls over there would be swooning..." -points at girls-
"but perhaps they're just fainting at how fat I look..."
'by the faint traces of drool, i highly doubt that's why they're fainting'
"your observation skills are getting better, John. Now, we're running behind schedule, thanks to you, we need to get running."
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