Guazzo's avatar
Ahahaha! No, I'm just a creepy-ass stalker who knows impossible things from Turkey. Gah! Someday we will be reunited and it will be glorious!

Sex just isn't the same without you. I actually created a mask of your face and blind fold my lover; saying I have a dominance fetish...then slap you face on him... It only works 47.5768% of the time. :/
KennedyxxJames's avatar
Hey now, borderline 48% is a good statistic. It's almost 50%. I hope that you and her are very very happy one day. I'll come back in the dead of night just to creep on you guys. Just wait. juuuusttt you wait.
Guazzo's avatar
Wh is this "her"? ;P
KennedyxxJames's avatar
BECAUSE GENDER DOESN'T EQUAL SEX, he could be anatomically a male but think of himself as a female, I'M JUST SAYIN. My room is for the female divas.
Guazzo's avatar
Pwahaha, but what if I'm the female diva?
KennedyxxJames's avatar
then i'll by you a pair of sequin high heels and a feather boa.
Guazzo's avatar
PLEASE DO! I think I can fit an 11.5 or 12. Preferably wide.