Ahahaha! No, I'm just a creepy-ass stalker who knows impossible things from Turkey. Gah! Someday we will be reunited and it will be glorious!
Sex just isn't the same without you. I actually created a mask of your face and blind fold my lover; saying I have a dominance fetish...then slap you face on him... It only works 47.5768% of the time. :/