How wonderfully smashing old boy! Toodle pip then and do lets have a spot of tea. 
Oh indeed, how nice of you. But we have... complications. It seems one of your underlings tried to assassinate our leader. His torture session lasted three hours before he told us everything about your . Blood was everywhere and Boss was... unhappy, to put it lightly. She pulled out her gun and shot your man right there. She sends a message to your Fraternity:
I will make an example of anyone who tries to mess with the Saints. Do not think I won't find you. I took Stillwater over twice, conquered Steelport and send the STAG packing. Anyone else tries to pull stuff like this again will find out that the consequences are... severe. Goodbye, Mr Guy. We have a bed for you, six feet under.
I will make an example of anyone who tries to mess with the Saints. Do not think I won't find you. I took Stillwater over twice, conquered Steelport and send the STAG packing. Anyone else tries to pull stuff like this again will find out that the consequences are... severe. Goodbye, Mr Guy. We have a bed for you, six feet under.
Oh my really? What ho old bean I dare say you seem to have made some kind of - oh dear - a mighty fine mistake.Ahem, You made the mistake of thinking I am something you can kill.
You cannot kill that which is not alive.
Be seeing you. Real soon.
I think you will find going anywhere quite... unfeasible. We have snipers covering every exit and two SWAT teams waiting, courtesy of the Mayor. What's more, the city is full of Saints, all of them armed.
Your bullets will do nothing, for beneath this mask of flesh is something else. Something behind a mere mortal scope of this coil we call life. What I am is an Idea. And ideas are bulletproof.*skin turns grey, black veins appear across body* I WILL ASK ONLY ONCE. SUBMIT AND KNEEL BEFORE THE DOOM HARVESTERS.
Not going to happen poppet.
NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. Your move.Fools! You think you will succeed where others have failed, beings that are the very stuff of the universe, beings that are thousands of times mightier than you? We are innumerable! We fill the void between universes! The Asahi made the mistake trying to access another universe and in turn, they unleashed us, the Doom harvesters. For thousands of years, the entire Asahi Empire waged an already lost war against us. In the end, they succeeded in stopping us, but mere seven of them were left. Many years later, the ignorant Vasari unleashed us upon the universe once more, not even knowing what they had done. And you think you have a chance? You may run, but you can't hide. The universe is big, yes, but we are many. Submit to us and be assimilated. Resistance will only be amusing.
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