*checks the law book*
hmmm, you're right on that, there's no penality or felony related on that one(wich is somehat disturbing if you think of it carefully)
at lest they don't dare to do it in public as far as I know
hmmm, you're right on that, there's no penality or felony related on that one(wich is somehat disturbing if you think of it carefully)
at lest they don't dare to do it in public as far as I know
What can you say? That law book was written in crayon, 500 years ago by a pony called Copper Badge.
CLESTIA DAMNED!, now I need to find an updated version of all my law books
*makes an Phoenix Wright-like epic pose*
ALLRIGHT, ON TO THE BOOKSTORE!!!
*grabs Ziblink and drags her away with him to the BOOKSTORE!!!*
*makes an Phoenix Wright-like epic pose*
ALLRIGHT, ON TO THE BOOKSTORE!!!
*grabs Ziblink and drags her away with him to the BOOKSTORE!!!*
BOOKSTORE!!!
We're crazy! ON PRICES!
Yes, the entire Encyclopedia Equestria for five bits, a sheet of tissue paper for five hundred! We're IN-SANE! We even use three, count 'em, three exclamation marks in our NAME!
The BOOKSTORE!!! Buy nowhere else!
We're crazy! ON PRICES!
Yes, the entire Encyclopedia Equestria for five bits, a sheet of tissue paper for five hundred! We're IN-SANE! We even use three, count 'em, three exclamation marks in our NAME!
The BOOKSTORE!!! Buy nowhere else!
Finally the BOOKSTROE!!!, come on Zib, we have books to buy!...
*goes to the LAWS section just after accidentally bumping another brown earth pony stallion with a jacket, a bowtie and a hourglass cutiemark who was holding a " Tons of Time Travel Theories" book in the In the QUANTUM PHYSICS secttion, just to be slammed aside by an hiper-active purple fured unicorn who was saying exitedly "YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....." due to the 50% off in the usual price(two bits) in the whole Enciclopedia Equestria: Magic edition bundle pack just various hoofs of distance just before reaching the LAWS section,*
Wing: "Did anypony got the number of the train that hit me?"
*Five minutes, four bits, and one pair of overloaded with Law books sddle bags latter....*
OK, now that we are out of the BOOKSTORE!!!, can you help me to find if there's a law about that matter we were talking about earlier, we can check them here in the park, besides this wont take forever to do
*in the background one could hear the word "FFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!! being screamed at the distance*
*goes to the LAWS section just after accidentally bumping another brown earth pony stallion with a jacket, a bowtie and a hourglass cutiemark who was holding a " Tons of Time Travel Theories" book in the In the QUANTUM PHYSICS secttion, just to be slammed aside by an hiper-active purple fured unicorn who was saying exitedly "YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....." due to the 50% off in the usual price(two bits) in the whole Enciclopedia Equestria: Magic edition bundle pack just various hoofs of distance just before reaching the LAWS section,*
Wing: "Did anypony got the number of the train that hit me?"
*Five minutes, four bits, and one pair of overloaded with Law books sddle bags latter....*
OK, now that we are out of the BOOKSTORE!!!, can you help me to find if there's a law about that matter we were talking about earlier, we can check them here in the park, besides this wont take forever to do
*in the background one could hear the word "FFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!! being screamed at the distance*
Zib: Whoah, according to this, your wings are illegal too.
Wing: Ugh, how many laws am I breaking by just existing now?
Zib: 212.
Wing: Who comes up with these?
Brown Earth Pony: I do not! Leave me out of this!
Zib: What?
Grey Earth Pony: Don't look at me, I'm just a pun on his name.
Wing: I don't think we can get them, all these rules apply to humans in Equestria, not ponies. It's even legal to enslave a pony and milk them if you can prove they're 1/6th or more cow.
Spike: ORLY?
Zib: Now look what you've done!
Wing: Ugh, how many laws am I breaking by just existing now?
Zib: 212.
Wing: Who comes up with these?
Brown Earth Pony: I do not! Leave me out of this!
Zib: What?
Grey Earth Pony: Don't look at me, I'm just a pun on his name.
Wing: I don't think we can get them, all these rules apply to humans in Equestria, not ponies. It's even legal to enslave a pony and milk them if you can prove they're 1/6th or more cow.
Spike: ORLY?
Zib: Now look what you've done!
Wing: What?, What did I say, I just read this law, see? *points to the article in question while showing it to Ziblink*
Zib: Oh, this is somehow worng and disturbing, I just hope that little dragon doesn't attempt something stupid with that tidibt of information
Wing: well, is not like he will attempt to enslave his crush in a desperated attempt to be with her forever and do her things that should not be mentioned, or seen in public
*in the background one could hear the word "FFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!! being screamed at the distance...again*
then again the sounds of struggle and fight in the Carousel Boutique is suddenly heard at the distance moans, whining and many other sounds filled the nearb area disturbing some ponies or making other not even dare to get closer any more than four blocks
Wing: Then again, I could be wrong...
Zib: Oh, this is somehow worng and disturbing, I just hope that little dragon doesn't attempt something stupid with that tidibt of information
Wing: well, is not like he will attempt to enslave his crush in a desperated attempt to be with her forever and do her things that should not be mentioned, or seen in public
*in the background one could hear the word "FFFFFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!! being screamed at the distance...again*
then again the sounds of struggle and fight in the Carousel Boutique is suddenly heard at the distance moans, whining and many other sounds filled the nearb area disturbing some ponies or making other not even dare to get closer any more than four blocks
Wing: Then again, I could be wrong...
Spike: Wrong about what?
Zib: Aren't you at the boutique?
Spike: I'm standing right here aren't I? Do you know how long it'd take to get across town?
Pinkie: FOREVERRRRRRRRRR!
Zib: Celestia dammit Pinkie Pie!
Celestia: Leave me out of this. Anyone seen a pony in a maid costume?
Luna: She can't have got far tied up like that...
Wing: Ok, if he's there, who's in the boutique?
Spike: That'd be Big Mac, he's there every teusday regular.
Sweetiebelle: That's when it's my cupboard time!
Spike: Oh I know what you mean. Honestly, Twi could at least dust it now and then!
Wing: You know, I'm beginning to see why Equestria's laws are so permissive.
Zib: Aren't you at the boutique?
Spike: I'm standing right here aren't I? Do you know how long it'd take to get across town?
Pinkie: FOREVERRRRRRRRRR!
Zib: Celestia dammit Pinkie Pie!
Celestia: Leave me out of this. Anyone seen a pony in a maid costume?
Luna: She can't have got far tied up like that...
Wing: Ok, if he's there, who's in the boutique?
Spike: That'd be Big Mac, he's there every teusday regular.
Sweetiebelle: That's when it's my cupboard time!
Spike: Oh I know what you mean. Honestly, Twi could at least dust it now and then!
Wing: You know, I'm beginning to see why Equestria's laws are so permissive.
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