WonderDookie's avatar
ha ha. That one is aweosome. I think I have two favorites of all time.

"If God is inside of us, like some people say, I hope he likes enchilladas, cause that's what he's gonna get."

and

"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"