OMGOMGOMGOMG. QAQ I AM SORRY FOR BEING A SNAIL. I AM NOT WORTHY. I AM NOT WORTHY.
I-I'll do my best, honest, but I'm just not inspired. I can make one right this instant for you if you like, although it'll be shit. Very shit. Like, at first glance you'll think a dog will have taken a shit on your computer screen, and then you'll realise it's just my writing.