DCHorror's avatar
My first thought on it is that there's a man who keeps going back to this japanese restuarant, but complains a lot about the sushi there. So finally one of his friends ask him why he keeps going back, and this is how he responds.

The other is crossing a desert, mountain range and sea, at each point one of two guys asking why they do it. Answer above. Probably to arrive to find the chef dead, so he starts crying because see above.