Well, at least he doesn't need to worry about starvation from now on He can chew on them and become some sort of human figure mixer /shot (I can't believe I just said that... that's sick)
Ah... that explains it. But better not hit her cuz she'll hit him. Literally. LOL
True. Which is good because he sure as hell has no job/money. XDDD
O______o Eww.
Hahaha I bet she would. Though considering I don't think he can feel pain very well, he would probably just think it was cute. XD (and then Mae would hit him. And then he might actually mind. XD)
LOL She'll hit if she ever realizes that she's being hit (but she's dumb, so she'll probably won't realize /shot) XDD (LOL Oh, so Constantine does care if that happens LOL)