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How are you gonna gold this bat, though? Your mouth, you don't have any fingers!
........HANDS........................................
Twilight, I'm surprised you don't know this. Ponies hooves are made out of the same material as horns. Their magic isn't strong, though, so they don't produce auras. They can still lift things though. *Continuing the batting*
Oh, I knew. I'm just a smart-plot.
What the- How are you still talkin'?! Your face looks like a swollen bruised apple that was accidentally bucked by Macintosh by now! Your lips are like Pinkies balloons for petes sake!
Did somebody say balloon- 
Ugh! Twilight you look like a BURST balloon! And a moldy cake! And a- Pinkie shut up and hide the evidence already!
This.... this whole chain... epic win.
But.. I already went though this once!Come on! Ah see someone headin' our way!
You've commited crimes against Equestria and her ponies! What say you in your defense?
Sh**! I'm afraid that we are gonna give you 20 years to life on the moon.
Bwahahaha! This is the best day! They are going away for MY crimes-- Oh sh***!
Bu- but who's gonna take care of Sweet Apple Acres? Granny Smith is too old, Apple Bloom is too young and Big Mac can only do heavy-duty work! He'd uproot the smaller trees with his buckin'!
Theres no treats on the moon!
That's what they all say. Come along with me, and don't even think about trying to escape.
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