OMG.
So... You know those mustache pins I have, right?
Well, I was sitting at my table all bored when all of a sudden this group of girls came up to the table, dragging this guy with them and pointing at the pin, which he opened up his wallet for immediately.
He had a rather impressive mustache, curled at the ends, and the name on his badge was just a picture of a mustache.
Omg, it was the best ever.