Nothing as vile as Candy could be anything but a parody. How daft does one have to be before they fail to realize that?

Are those... ear hairs she tied with bows? xDD Ohh, gosh, she is downright vile so bloody amazing! And you're a genius. You're still a genius. And I love you.

You have no idea how hard I had to smother my face with a pillow to keep from laughing - I was in the car with my parents in the middle of the night! This is hilarious! Ohhh, gosh, I can't even begin to decribe how amazing this is, but I'll force myself to try:

Muffin. Dear God, Muffin! Team Rocket experiments are hilariously overdone - and very few people can really do one properly - but Muffin's Eldritch Abomination status just made him one of my favourites. xD And, Hyper Beam Hyper Beam Hyper Beam - he's just as wonderful as Hector Dinos' Vespiquen knowing Bug Buzz for no reason. xDD

You forgot to mention that Cinderella had her "SIDE WING BADLY DEFORMED FROM BIRTH". xD And, good lord, Sex Slave's face! xDD I just died a little inside. His face is just that right mix of bishie and wrongness to drive home that point. (And I'm sure Candy feels more than just his Aura. xD)

Can we all take a moment to praise Stalin? He and that moustache promise equality and power to all. xD And Bewbs!

Candy keeps getting better and better - she's just the most putrid thing I ever could love. xD And I want her and N and GARY to BE HAPPY 4EVA DESU~ BUT ULTIMATELY YOU CAN FEEL HER HEART BELONGS TO GARY. THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE KYAAH.

...Crystal will so come after me. xD