I'm fairly certain that the results, either way, would get you a one way ticket to Pony Hell with the Rainbow Factory's staff from back when they ground up children.
Incidentally, why did it take them so long to try just grinding up the family photos?
Hey man, I know some of those staff members personally, and they're good ponies. I've seen some spend eight, nine hours bludgeoning fillies to death, do you know how tiring that is?
Never did get why rainbows are so important in the first place.