All ponies can eat grass.
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Exactly! I figure this hobo pone is the kind of equine who walks into walls or drowns from looking up at the rainy sky with her mouth open.

'Give me money, I need to eat!'

'You're standing on food.'

'Oh yeah... forgot!'
Humans can eat grass too. Doesn't mean you'd want to do it.
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Yes, but it's not a natural part of our diet. Ponies have been shown ordering hay sandwiches at restaurants.

And if you're a hobo I think you'd be more open-minded, people eat plain rice and wheat seeds when hungry, not very tasty, but needs must.
Ah.

Then again, her talent is surviving on very, very little. Who's to say she doesn't eat grass?
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I wonder how far that works, if you left her with a length of lead pipe in the desert, would she be able to survive off of it?
I'm fairly certain that the results, either way, would get you a one way ticket to Pony Hell with the Rainbow Factory's staff from back when they ground up children.

Incidentally, why did it take them so long to try just grinding up the family photos?
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Hey man, I know some of those staff members personally, and they're good ponies. I've seen some spend eight, nine hours bludgeoning fillies to death, do you know how tiring that is?

Never did get why rainbows are so important in the first place.
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