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:iconbentennysonplz: (taking blood from argit, to replace his own) Holy! Eight Gils is a lot more then I suspected.

:icongwentennysonplz: That's why your so Woozy.

:iconbentennysonplz: That and the Melon Balls...

:icongwentennysonplz: (incredulous) WHA..!?

:iconbentennysonplz: Had like eight of them...

Vanessa: Why the Hell Were you Drinking!!?

:iconbentennysonplz: Hello!? It's a Party!

Vanessa: It's a Baby Shower!! (disgusted) FOR THE BASTARD CHILD YOU HUMPED INTO A BITCHY WHO**!!!

:icongwentennysonplz: Wow...

:iconbentennysonplz: Okay, I'm not saying now....But someday you will be the Best God-Mother EVER!!

Vanessa: This is what I get for taking nearly thirty "breath strips" from Caesar before breaking up with him.

:icongwentennysonplz: Your unusual outburst?

Vanessa: That and hanging with you Tennyson's till the awkwardness between me and Caesar goes away and I can hang out at Providence again.
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Claire: So, Kenny is Ben's son?

:icongeneratorrexplz: yeah. But his Mom is dead, so how could I not want to raise him?

Vanessa: Plus he's like a cute Coco colored version of Benji.

Claire: "Coco Colored?" It's no wonder your Ambassador job didn't last long.

Vanessa: How was I to know "Puta" was offensive to say to women in Greece!?
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(The Gang decide to do a play of Henny Penny)

Amber: I'm playing Turkey Lurkey.

Vanessa: What a Coincidence! "Turkey Lurkey" was your nickname in High-school!!

Amber: No it wasn't, Mom!

Vanessa: Really? It's what they called you in the Teacher's Lounge....
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(Various Toon Characters, gather together to do a "Henny Penny" play, to encourage children to read. Vanessa as Narrator, Annie as Henny Penny, Bulma as Goosey Loosy, Amber as Turkey Lurkey and Rex as Foxy Loxy.)

Vanessa: Soon, Henny Penny came across Goosey Loosy.

(Bulma dressed in gaudy feathery outfit, holding a mirror up to look at herself and primp)

Vanessa: One of the Most Popular birds in the Barnyard...

Bulma: THEE most popular!

Vanessa: And the Eighth Graders are watching a play today about how to be that popular (gives side glance toward Bulma) Safely
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