thelakotanoid1's avatar
this reminds me of one time, after i killed the dragon close to whiterun. i was sprinting as fast as i can to find the jarl to tell him about what happened. i sprinted past this guard and he just called out "no lollygagging" i stopped in my place after hearing that and was really tempted to beat his head in with my sword. but i decided not to and walked on. i was kinda pissed at him when i passed by another guard who said "let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?" and i "FUS'd" him out of the way -true story