Cuz! Cuz! I got great news!
Well, I'll say ya do, Braeburn! You look happier than Rainbow Dash during cider season! What's goin' on?
Well, ain't no other way to say it, cousin! I'm in love!
Braeburn, you 'ol dog! Who's the lucky filly?
Well, actually Applejack, it's a stallion.
Come again? Did you say stallion? I sure did! The Wonderbolts came and did a show out in Appleoosa, and me and that Soarin' fella got to talkin', and one thing led to another and-
BRAEBURN!
Uh...yeah cousin? I'm ashamed at you! A stallion lyin' with another stallion? That ain't right! If Granny Smith found out, she'd...
Wait, did you say Soarin'? As in, Soarin' the Wonderbolt? Uh, yeah. Sure did, cousin.
Sweet Celestia! Braeburn, you think you can get me that Soarin' fella's autograph!? Uhh, sure thing, Applejack. We're meetin' up after his show in Canterlot, so I can get it from him then.
YEEEEHAWWW! Thanks, Braeburn! Rainbow Dash is sure to go out with me if I get her a genuine Wonderbolts autograph! Oh...well, glad I could help, cuz!
Darn tootin' ya did, Braeburn! Now, let's go to Sugarcube Corner and celebrate yer new life o' sin! YEEEHAWWW!
Best comment ever ._.
I have a feeling that this comment is getting more popular than the pic itself... get somepony to make it into a comic XD
I need to make some kind of evil talent stealing ray gun so I can get good enough at drawing to make my own comics. 
Best, I repeat, Best, once more BEST! comment ever.
You are too kind, sir! 
It's true. I copy-pasted onto a word so I can keep it forever 
Well done, on making... probablly the most popular comment ive ever seen 
I like what ya did there
I like what ya did there
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! 
yay AppleDash
wow, just wow
I almost considered putting a disclaimer on this one! 
The views expressed by the ponies in this comment do not necessarily represent the views of the individual posting them. All dialogue is intended for comedic effect, and should not be taken as a serious position on anything of even remote importance. Attempts were made to keep the fabricated dialogue attributed to each pony "in character" with the personality they had displayed on the show, but artistic license (and laziness) may have been taken. No ponies were harmed during the production of this comment.
But then I thought...no one would take it that seriously, right? Right?
The views expressed by the ponies in this comment do not necessarily represent the views of the individual posting them. All dialogue is intended for comedic effect, and should not be taken as a serious position on anything of even remote importance. Attempts were made to keep the fabricated dialogue attributed to each pony "in character" with the personality they had displayed on the show, but artistic license (and laziness) may have been taken. No ponies were harmed during the production of this comment.
But then I thought...no one would take it that seriously, right? Right?
*laughs at you*
"Rainbow Dash is sure to go out with me..."
I see what you did there
I see what you did there
"our new life of sin" XD