yeah i know it's old but still
Empire can suck a dragon dick
Empire can suck a dragon dick
No, no, no! That's Ulfric's job! Don't you know? It said so on his jobn title...Odahviing's bitch, you didn't get the memo? Damn...courier must of been eaten by a Mudcrab.
and that's how argonians are made
Do some research Argonians are born of the root, they have zero blood relation to any other race in Tamriel.
i don't think you knew it was a joke