Me: FOR SHERLOCK'S HAIR!!!!
Sherlock: Don't you think you're taking this a bit too far?
Me: *stops sharpening pitchfork* No?
Sherlock: It's just hair.
Me: But it says in the Fan Girl Code Book of Honor that 'Those who cut the majestic locks of Sherlock must face death or other punishment as determined by other angsty fangirls'!
Molly: It's just the way things are...
John: You have a Code Book?
Me and Molly: Of honor...