"Otacon, what can you tell me about this guy?"
"Well Snake, I gotta say, he looks like a real badass. And that gun he's carrying is really effective against living things."
"Please don't make game crossover references... especially to that one."
"Well hey. I'm not the one staring at a character from another game universe now am I?"
"Jus- Just tell me how to defeat this guy."
"I don't know, Snake, Turians don't go down easily. They've got eyes like a hawk if you know what I mean."
"YES I know what you mean."
...*Awkward silence*...
"But yeah, a stealth approach is gonna be hard. You could always try a distraction, you know, like take your bandanna off and chuck it som-"
"You know what?! I don't have time for this, I'm just gonna take the sho- *WHUNT! skuffle skuffle* GUH! ARGH!" *static*
"Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"