Comment on Turfanosuchus by NTamura

Anything is fast enough to catch me. I'm slow

Then only one thing to do... wrestle the damn beast and hope for the best.

I'm also pissweak. I'm doomed. Good thing I live here and now where it doesn't matter how ill equipped you are for survival, you can still live

Well you still have dingos to cope with...

Dingoes are gorgeous animals. They eat chickens and probably cats though

Same as our coyotes here...