Comment on Tori Bio by MirroredKnight
Ant God: *looks like it's fine at first... but when the dust settles, it turns out to have massive dents in its exoskeleton, and is clearly in massive pain... and, of course, is missing its jaws* MEOW!!! *regrows its jaws* Ow ow ow ow ow!!!! S-such incredible strength... I can't stand up to this!!! I'm hunting somewhere else!!! *runs away, and appears to be crying*
Luigifan: *catches up*
Wow... Even I've never thrashed the Ant God that badly... *notices Tori* -_-; This is gonna be another of Annie's "overworked" days, isn't it?
*meanwhile*
Flora: *is swaying drunkenly* Hey, shtub thrawin' those spikebulls arund, they relly hurt lotsh.
Phillip: ...I have got to ask that oni if she knows any good ways to sober Flora up... We cannot afford to simply wait this out!!!
Bowser Jr.: *dodges the incoming spikeball* Argh! This is not my day...
Annie: *finally finishes healing Lyndis* Phew... there... Now to take care of Bowser Jr.... *gets up*
Lindsay: *throws a bomb into the Koopa Clown Car while Bowser Jr. is distracted by Entegra*
Bowser Jr.: ...What's that ticking noise?
Bomb: *explodes beneath Bowser Jr., launching him out of the Koopa Clown Car and sending him crashing to the ground*
Koopa Clown Car: *loses its balance and tips over, dropping its entire cargo of spikeballs directly on top of Bowser Jr.*
Lindsay: ._.; I did not mean to do that... Is he okay?
Bowser Jr.: *pops out from the mound of spikeballs, looking badly bruised*
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! *kicks the spikeball mound, sending a veritable avalanche of spikeballs rolling directly towards Lindsay and Luther*
Luther: ._.;
Lindsay: EEP!!!!
Lyndis: *comes to, only to see her daughter running away from an obscenely large number of spikeballs rolling directly towards her* ._.; LINDSAY!!!
Bowser Jr.: *turns towards Lyndis* YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?
Lindsay: 0_o; Mom! Get out of here, it's too dangerous!!!
Tails: *is trying to catch up with Luther and Lindsay so he can lift them up and out of harm's way*
Annie: o_e; *immediately moves between Bowser Jr. and Lyndis* I won't let you hurt her-
Bowser Jr.: *triggers another avalanche of spikeballs, this one aimed at Annie and Lyndis*
Annie: ._.; Oh, crap... *takes Lyndis by the hand and starts running away as fast as possible, while also calling on her Flygon to lift the two of them out of harm's way*
Flora: *is watching all of this happen along with Phillip, Rudy, Tulip, and Dandelion*
Dandelion: ...Oh dear... We should do something about this, shouldn't we?
Tulip: Yes, we should... But what can we do?!?
Luigifan: *catches up*
Wow... Even I've never thrashed the Ant God that badly... *notices Tori* -_-; This is gonna be another of Annie's "overworked" days, isn't it?*meanwhile*
Flora: *is swaying drunkenly* Hey, shtub thrawin' those spikebulls arund, they relly hurt lotsh.
Phillip: ...I have got to ask that oni if she knows any good ways to sober Flora up... We cannot afford to simply wait this out!!!
Bowser Jr.: *dodges the incoming spikeball* Argh! This is not my day...
Annie: *finally finishes healing Lyndis* Phew... there... Now to take care of Bowser Jr.... *gets up*
Lindsay: *throws a bomb into the Koopa Clown Car while Bowser Jr. is distracted by Entegra*
Bowser Jr.: ...What's that ticking noise?
Bomb: *explodes beneath Bowser Jr., launching him out of the Koopa Clown Car and sending him crashing to the ground*
Koopa Clown Car: *loses its balance and tips over, dropping its entire cargo of spikeballs directly on top of Bowser Jr.*
Lindsay: ._.; I did not mean to do that... Is he okay?
Bowser Jr.: *pops out from the mound of spikeballs, looking badly bruised*
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! *kicks the spikeball mound, sending a veritable avalanche of spikeballs rolling directly towards Lindsay and Luther*Luther: ._.;
Lindsay: EEP!!!!
Lyndis: *comes to, only to see her daughter running away from an obscenely large number of spikeballs rolling directly towards her* ._.; LINDSAY!!!
Bowser Jr.: *turns towards Lyndis*
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?Lindsay: 0_o; Mom! Get out of here, it's too dangerous!!!
Tails: *is trying to catch up with Luther and Lindsay so he can lift them up and out of harm's way*
Annie: o_e; *immediately moves between Bowser Jr. and Lyndis* I won't let you hurt her-
Bowser Jr.: *triggers another avalanche of spikeballs, this one aimed at Annie and Lyndis*
Annie: ._.; Oh, crap... *takes Lyndis by the hand and starts running away as fast as possible, while also calling on her Flygon to lift the two of them out of harm's way*
Flora: *is watching all of this happen along with Phillip, Rudy, Tulip, and Dandelion*
Dandelion: ...Oh dear... We should do something about this, shouldn't we?
Tulip: Yes, we should... But what can we do?!?
Entegra: For starters... Run!*flees away from the spike ball avalanche*
Collin:*fell asleep* Eh? Whu?*buried under the heavy metal spike balls*
*meanwhile*
Tora: Yeah you better flee you waste of life! Come back when you've adapted into being a vegetarian.
Matt:*healing Tori* Never give that thing an excuse to come back here!
Tora: Well even though you were a bit crude, you did just blow it's face off... Okay actually, that's kinda lame in retrospect technically speaking you nearly killed GOD!
Matt: Erm, I work under God.
Tora: A god then. Victory beer is required.*notices a spike ball roll by* These aren't supposed to be common right?
Tori:*regained consciousness* Huh? Uh... I don't think there's a market for spiked Iron balls... Although it seems like something from one of Boar's games.
Matt: If I'm right, isn't that thing from Mario Bros.?
Tora: Sorry, if ain't in Dragon Quest, I don't know what it is.*notices a few more roll by* However I do know hen it's time to run.*flees*
M+Ti:*look in terror as the spike ball avalanche approaches before fleeing along with Tora*
Collin:*fell asleep* Eh? Whu?*buried under the heavy metal spike balls*
*meanwhile*
Tora: Yeah you better flee you waste of life! Come back when you've adapted into being a vegetarian.
Matt:*healing Tori* Never give that thing an excuse to come back here!
Tora: Well even though you were a bit crude, you did just blow it's face off... Okay actually, that's kinda lame in retrospect technically speaking you nearly killed GOD!
Matt: Erm, I work under God.
Tora: A god then. Victory beer is required.*notices a spike ball roll by* These aren't supposed to be common right?
Tori:*regained consciousness* Huh? Uh... I don't think there's a market for spiked Iron balls... Although it seems like something from one of Boar's games.
Matt: If I'm right, isn't that thing from Mario Bros.?
Tora: Sorry, if ain't in Dragon Quest, I don't know what it is.*notices a few more roll by* However I do know hen it's time to run.*flees*
M+Ti:*look in terror as the spike ball avalanche approaches before fleeing along with Tora*
Annie: *leaps onto her Flygon's back as it swoops down to catch her, pulling Lyndis up to safety with her*
Luther: *is nearly trampled by the Ant God along with Lindsay*
Lindsay: ._.; Oh no, not again!!!
Lyndis:
Ant God: *runs right past them without even trying to attack anyone* That fairy's too strong!!!!
*is cut off as Tails accidentally flies right into its face, just barely not winding up in its mouth*
Tails: AAAGH!!!!!
Annie: ._.; TAILS!!!
Ant God: *shakes Tails off and continues running, passing right by Annie, sobbing in pain the whole time*
Tails: *drops down towards the ground, dizzy*
Annie: *directs Flygon to swoop towards Tails and catch him before he can land and get flattened by the spikeballs*
Phillip: ._.; What the hell...
Rudy: That was... unexpected.
Dandelion: The scary monster looks like it's scared half to death!
Flora: Notsh sho tuff with yer body covered in welts, are ya, ya big beashtie?
Ant God: Don't make fun of meeee!!! I've been overpowered!!! *darts out of sight, too focused on fleeing to attack even Flora, the one meal it wants most, when she's too drunk to resist very effectively*
Lyndis:
Flora:
Phillip:
Where is that oni...
Annie: *is pulling Luther and Lindsay onto Flygon, much to Bowser Jr.'s irritation*
Bowser Jr.: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Lindsay: *is hugging Lyndis* Mom! Are you all right?
Lyndis: Ah... I think I'm fine...
Tails: *still dizzy* Ow... Did someone get the license number of that truck that hit me?
Lyndis: *notices that Lindsay is still wounded as a result of the spikeball that hit her on the head* ._.; Lindsay! You've been hurt!!!
Lindsay: I'm fine... Just a headache... Could have been a lot worse...
Lyndis: ...*sigh* Are you sure about that? I think I need to take a closer look-
Lindsay: Oh, come on! I've taken a lot of lumps over the years - I can handle a spikeball to the head!
Annie: *sighs and begins healing Lindsay*
Bowser Jr.: *has gotten back into the Koopa Clown Car, and is now trying (rather ineffectually) to chase down Flygon* *radioing the League of Villains* This is Bowser Jr. Target has been seized by the Heroes' League and is being extracted. Requesting immediate backup! I repeat, requesting immediate backup!!!
Mysto: *warps onto the scene and begins casting an explosive fireball spell, aiming it at the space in front of Flygon* Backup present and accounted for...
*meanwhile*
Luigifan:
*begins trying to have Dragonlite lift Matt, Tori, and Tora up to safety*
Luther: *is nearly trampled by the Ant God along with Lindsay*
Lindsay: ._.; Oh no, not again!!!
Lyndis:
Ant God: *runs right past them without even trying to attack anyone* That fairy's too strong!!!!
*is cut off as Tails accidentally flies right into its face, just barely not winding up in its mouth*Tails: AAAGH!!!!!
Annie: ._.; TAILS!!!
Ant God: *shakes Tails off and continues running, passing right by Annie, sobbing in pain the whole time*
Tails: *drops down towards the ground, dizzy*
Annie: *directs Flygon to swoop towards Tails and catch him before he can land and get flattened by the spikeballs*
Phillip: ._.; What the hell...
Rudy: That was... unexpected.
Dandelion: The scary monster looks like it's scared half to death!
Flora: Notsh sho tuff with yer body covered in welts, are ya, ya big beashtie?
Ant God: Don't make fun of meeee!!!
I've been overpowered!!! *darts out of sight, too focused on fleeing to attack even Flora, the one meal it wants most, when she's too drunk to resist very effectively*Lyndis:
Flora:
Phillip:
Where is that oni...Annie: *is pulling Luther and Lindsay onto Flygon, much to Bowser Jr.'s irritation*
Bowser Jr.: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Lindsay: *is hugging Lyndis* Mom! Are you all right?
Lyndis: Ah... I think I'm fine...
Tails: *still dizzy* Ow... Did someone get the license number of that truck that hit me?
Lyndis: *notices that Lindsay is still wounded as a result of the spikeball that hit her on the head* ._.; Lindsay! You've been hurt!!!
Lindsay: I'm fine... Just a headache... Could have been a lot worse...
Lyndis: ...*sigh* Are you sure about that? I think I need to take a closer look-
Lindsay: Oh, come on! I've taken a lot of lumps over the years - I can handle a spikeball to the head!
Annie: *sighs and begins healing Lindsay*
Bowser Jr.: *has gotten back into the Koopa Clown Car, and is now trying (rather ineffectually) to chase down Flygon* *radioing the League of Villains* This is Bowser Jr. Target has been seized by the Heroes' League and is being extracted. Requesting immediate backup! I repeat, requesting immediate backup!!!
Mysto: *warps onto the scene and begins casting an explosive fireball spell, aiming it at the space in front of Flygon* Backup present and accounted for...
*meanwhile*
Luigifan:
*begins trying to have Dragonlite lift Matt, Tori, and Tora up to safety*Entegra:*climbs up a building to escape the flood* Ha! I'm not dying anytime soon turtle.*jumps at the Koopa Clown car*
Collin:*surfaces* Owwwch.
Matt:*grabs Tori and flies up to safety*
Tora:*grabs onto Dragonlite's leg* The hell are all these things coming from?
Tori: Well knowing what happens around here, I'd say a evil hearted being.
Matt: Well, we've got plenty of those so I assume you're right.*flies off towards the source of the spike balls*
Collin:*surfaces* Owwwch.
Matt:*grabs Tori and flies up to safety*
Tora:*grabs onto Dragonlite's leg* The hell are all these things coming from?
Tori: Well knowing what happens around here, I'd say a evil hearted being.
Matt: Well, we've got plenty of those so I assume you're right.*flies off towards the source of the spike balls*
Spike balls: *are no longer rolling*
Phillip, Flora, Tulip, Rudy, & Dandelion: *are unharmed*
*meanwhile*
Flygon: *dodges the fireball, having noticed it just in time*
Lindsay: *falls off of Flygon*
Luther: ._.;
Lyndis: No!
Lindsay: *activates her jetpack and begins flying back up to Flygon* I'm fine-
Mysto: *warps behind Lindsay* No you're not. Graviga! *casts Graviga on Lindsay, sending her plummeting to the ground at high speed*
Annie: o_o;
Luther:
Lyndis:
Tails: -_-;
*meanwhile*
Lindsay: *falls right on top of Entegra*
Bowser Jr.:
Luigifan:
Lindsay: DX
Rudy: o_0;
Dandelion: :wince: That's gotta hurt.
Tulip: Oh my...
Phillip: Poor Lindsay...
Flora: Her ash is grash.
Phillip, Flora, Tulip, Rudy, & Dandelion: *are unharmed*
*meanwhile*
Flygon: *dodges the fireball, having noticed it just in time*
Lindsay: *falls off of Flygon*
Luther: ._.;
Lyndis: No!
Lindsay: *activates her jetpack and begins flying back up to Flygon* I'm fine-
Mysto: *warps behind Lindsay* No you're not. Graviga! *casts Graviga on Lindsay, sending her plummeting to the ground at high speed*
Annie: o_o;
Luther:
Lyndis:
Tails: -_-;
*meanwhile*
Lindsay: *falls right on top of Entegra*
Bowser Jr.:
Luigifan:
Lindsay: DX
Rudy: o_0;
Dandelion: :wince: That's gotta hurt.
Tulip: Oh my...
Phillip: Poor Lindsay...
Flora: Her ash is grash.
Entegra: You Fool! I was going to be the first spider to enjoy turtle soup!
Matt:*manage to get to Bowser Jr's location pretty quickly*
Tori: I think you should be more worried about dying.
Entegra:*holds Lindsay above her and lands on her feet without any problems* Bloody monsters keep ruining my fun.
Matt: I believe it's time to show you all the true power of our skill!
Tori: Engage super cosplay mode!
Collin: What a bunch a retards...
Matt:*projects mimicry of Fillia onto Tori(gets a school uniform, but since she alrady has one no noticeable clothing change. She gains a little weight but the most notable trait is the giant teeth and evil looking eyes on the back of her head)*
Matt(the eyes and teeth):*controlling the Samson half of Fillia mimicry(aka he's Tori's hair). Of course to keep Tori aloft has turned some of her hair into a pair of bat wings* I want some pretzels.
Tori: Do you have to think about food every time we use this?
Matt: I can't help it! I just get this hunger...
Tori: But it's MY body! You can't just keep shoving food into me! Especially not dairy foods!
Matt: Don't remind me of that mistake...*Tori is lactose intolerant*
*meanwhile*
Tora: Is this thing always so slow?
Matt:*manage to get to Bowser Jr's location pretty quickly*
Tori: I think you should be more worried about dying.
Entegra:*holds Lindsay above her and lands on her feet without any problems* Bloody monsters keep ruining my fun.
Matt: I believe it's time to show you all the true power of our skill!
Tori: Engage super cosplay mode!
Collin: What a bunch a retards...
Matt:*projects mimicry of Fillia onto Tori(gets a school uniform, but since she alrady has one no noticeable clothing change. She gains a little weight but the most notable trait is the giant teeth and evil looking eyes on the back of her head)*
Matt(the eyes and teeth):*controlling the Samson half of Fillia mimicry(aka he's Tori's hair). Of course to keep Tori aloft has turned some of her hair into a pair of bat wings* I want some pretzels.
Tori: Do you have to think about food every time we use this?
Matt: I can't help it! I just get this hunger...
Tori: But it's MY body! You can't just keep shoving food into me! Especially not dairy foods!
Matt: Don't remind me of that mistake...*Tori is lactose intolerant*
*meanwhile*
Tora: Is this thing always so slow?
Mysto: Graviga! *sends Matt and Tori plummeting towards the ground*
Annie:
We'd better land ourselves before Mysto tries that on us... *directs Flygon towards the ground*
Lyndis: *is still panicking over Lindsay*
*on the ground*
Luigifan: Hey! Dragonlite is not slow! He's the fastest Dragonite in the world!
Dragonlite:
*is a little miffed about the insult*
Lindsay: *is actually fine, thanks to Entegra, but is very dizzy* Oooo... *shakes off the dizziness and climbs down* Thanks for saving me... I think that fall would've killed me if you hadn't been there...
Phillip: *spots Tora* FINALLY! *runs up to Tora* Hey! My girlfriend's completely drunk right now... Do you know a good way to sober her up quickly?
Flygon: *lands*
Lyndis: *sees that Lindsay is all right, and immediately runs up to her and gives her a big hug* LINDSAY!!!! Are you okay?!? I was so worried!!!
Lindsay: Yes, Mom, I'm fine...
Luther:
Annie:
Mysto: *descends to ground level*
Luigifan: YOU!!!!!!!
Dragonlite:
Luigifan: I've been itching to get my hands on you again!! I'll throttle you!!!
Dragonlite: Dragonite!!! (I second that!!!)
Dandelion: It's the scary sorceress!!!
Tulip: ._.;
Mysto: So, the Belnades whelp is here, too...
Tulip: *holds Dandelion close, while still being in a defensive stance* Back off, Mysto! I won't let you harm my daughter!
Mysto: Is that so? Bring it on!
Annie:
We'd better land ourselves before Mysto tries that on us... *directs Flygon towards the ground*Lyndis: *is still panicking over Lindsay*
*on the ground*
Luigifan: Hey! Dragonlite is not slow! He's the fastest Dragonite in the world!
Dragonlite:
*is a little miffed about the insult*Lindsay: *is actually fine, thanks to Entegra, but is very dizzy* Oooo... *shakes off the dizziness and climbs down* Thanks for saving me... I think that fall would've killed me if you hadn't been there...
Phillip: *spots Tora* FINALLY! *runs up to Tora* Hey! My girlfriend's completely drunk right now... Do you know a good way to sober her up quickly?
Flygon: *lands*
Lyndis: *sees that Lindsay is all right, and immediately runs up to her and gives her a big hug* LINDSAY!!!! Are you okay?!? I was so worried!!!
Lindsay:
Yes, Mom, I'm fine...Luther:
Annie:
Mysto: *descends to ground level*
Luigifan:
YOU!!!!!!!Dragonlite:
Luigifan: I've been itching to get my hands on you again!! I'll throttle you!!!
Dragonlite: Dragonite!!! (I second that!!!)
Dandelion: It's the scary sorceress!!!
Tulip: ._.;
Mysto: So, the Belnades whelp is here, too...
Tulip: *holds Dandelion close, while still being in a defensive stance* Back off, Mysto! I won't let you harm my daughter!
Mysto: Is that so?
Bring it on!Tora: Well I'm no expert but turning her into an oni would quicken that. But really, I don't know how to make onis.
Matt:*manages to at least keep Tori and his' descent slow for a while... but eventually can't keep it up any longer and falls with Tori*
Tori:*lands on Entegra* Sorry.
Entegra: I hate every last one of you...
Tori: Anyway I'm afraid...
Matt: You're about to have, a bad hair day.
T+M:
Entegra:*throws Lindsay and Tori off* We have something more important to do right now. I suppose I can forgive the intrusion if we change the meal from Turtles to witches.
Matt: Mmmm... Sandwhiches.
Tora:*jumps off of Dragonlight and sweeps at Mysto's feet with her kanabo* Your the one who's going to have to bring it!
Matt:*manages to at least keep Tori and his' descent slow for a while... but eventually can't keep it up any longer and falls with Tori*
Tori:*lands on Entegra* Sorry.
Entegra: I hate every last one of you...
Tori: Anyway I'm afraid...
Matt: You're about to have, a bad hair day.
T+M:
Entegra:*throws Lindsay and Tori off* We have something more important to do right now. I suppose I can forgive the intrusion if we change the meal from Turtles to witches.
Matt: Mmmm... Sandwhiches.
Tora:*jumps off of Dragonlight and sweeps at Mysto's feet with her kanabo* Your the one who's going to have to bring it!
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