...At this point I would take out a cleaver, hold it against your throat and say 'we can always change that'...But I'm never really the violent type when drinking. *hands him a pint of beer* Company is always makes it better...
*laughs* i only drink hard stuff! *gobbles down a bottle of GB Vodka* also, getting drunk off my own stuff *hiccup* is kinda a publicity stunt! *cackles and vomits alcoholic blood* so is serving it to minors.
*contorts his face into a pout*...I get that you are evil and all, but what's the reason? Do you have any complexity at all other than no one has bothered to kick you butt?...By the way you are cleaning that up.
*laughs* well, i serve a prick named Dark Golem. and he works for both Albedeer and Lich! *hiccup* you realize that your home is run on Chaos right? well, it's the job of Dark Golem to create enough Chaos on Ooo, so that it can trickle down into the Night-O-Sphere! *has some more booze* and since DG is a douche, he decided to hire/build/enslave weaker people to do it for him! i get paid a certain amount of Magical power to be evil *hiccup* which in turn keeps me, and my kingdom alive! also,... bullying is the program i was built with. ((that last part's a lie. his crystal eyes have warped his brain into forgetting all of his past before he was given them, and GK built the "i was built" story to fill in that gap. sorry for the rant, i kinda kept toying with his back-story and it grew.)) also, fuck you i'm not cleaning that up!