Dan. It had to be Dan. Reason 1, because he was trying to make us laugh, reason 2 was that he couldn't be bothered to actually read a book of any substance. And he TOOK English A Level! Gah, sometimes he really freaked me out
I ended up giving him a book of mine to read, because I'd already read it and I thought he could at least get into that one. Which he did, luckily
Think it's one of the few books he's actually read through...