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MagicMan001's avatar
Vrscht!

"What was that? I couldn't hear you over that MASSIVE HOLE I've just made in YOUR THROAT!"

"But Scarab... please... just give me a chance.... We could work together--"

"Yeah yeah, I've heard that bit already. Now let me put this in a way you'll understand. I'm about to blow my load all over your insides..."

"... What the... ?"

"No homo."

BLAM!


--- Royal Changeling Sergeant, Scarab after puncturing said Royal Guard in the throat with his horn and then proceeding to blow his clean off with a magic blast.
BrutalityInc's avatar
Well that was rather peculiar, and awesome.