Vrscht!
"What was that? I couldn't hear you over that MASSIVE HOLE I've just made in YOUR THROAT!"
"But Scarab... please... just give me a chance.... We could work together--"
"Yeah yeah, I've heard that bit already. Now let me put this in a way you'll understand. I'm about to blow my load all over your insides..."
"... What the... ?"
"No homo."
BLAM!
--- Royal Changeling Sergeant, Scarab after puncturing said Royal Guard in the throat with his horn and then proceeding to blow his clean off with a magic blast.