Thank you, O-Chibi-kun! ^.^
And wow, that's totally an idea! That would mean the cowlick is a lie,... she's using banana-scented gel, rather than have a giant cow lick her every morning! ^___^
And buddy... you've just created canon!
Not that DD is short on weapons -- she does have a "war mode" you'll see later in a few strips -- but she could definitely make use of an ironic weapon that just totally trounces them all.