Comment on Ask Sanji by airlobster

I'll just share some questions I asked him, and the replies I got.

Q: can I kick your @$$?
A: forget about it, how about some dinner instead?
O_o

Q: are you mental?
A: no

Q: is that your final answer?
A: better not tell you now

Q: are you gay or something?
A: Hai. That means yes...although I'm sure you knew that...right?

Q: Can I have a cookie?
A: WHAT?! No!
Dude, why get so angry over a cookie?

Q: Will I get it on with a celebrity?
A: Yare yare...well, maybe yes, if you're so insistent about it.

Q: Do you suck?
A: Nani? Ahh, apologies. A lovely lady just walked by and I was distracted.

Q: are you a pervert?
A: How about some dessert instead?

Q: Are you flirting with me?
A: Yes - definitely

Q: Do you know how wrong that is?
A: Damaru... -_||
What the hell does that mean?! This guy is just... freakin weird!