Well, your mom is one of those Goddess sends. But there are others I'd like to smack with a brick. I had a science teacher who liked to stare at all the girls in my science class, and he put the 'pretty' ones in the front, 'ugly' in the back.
Your mom has earned a billion cool points in my book. //nods
Why thank you. Stabbing people with spoons is fun, but my weapon of choice is a spork.