I think that if Tex and Rik do fight. I'll do this.
Rik: (is ready to fight)
Tex: Wait. (holds up one finger)
Rik: O_o ?
Tex: Something has to happen before we fight. That way it doesn't happen while we fight.
Rik: What has to-(the ground falls underneath them) Fuuuuuuuuuu.....
Tex: That's what! This happens once in every damn fiiiiiiight!