Comment on Future: A Shocking Diary by MirroredKnight
Damien:*still holding on and getting blasted with volts* Vsss! Raddadada Br-r-r-r! I am Heavy electric guy and this is my weapon!
Maid:*wearing rubber gloves* Put my diary down right now Damien! Either way you're getting a time out, with or with out a bunch of fried baraincells!
Damien: Nope.**jabs the head maid in the rump with the electrified diary*
Maid:*comically electrocuted*
Damien: I'm going to have so much fun with this!
Diary:*runs out of electric charge*
Damien: What?! We were just getting to the good part!
Maid: Damieeeen... You have three seconds to get out of your punishment.
Damien: Run away! Run awaaaaay!!
Maid:*wearing rubber gloves* Put my diary down right now Damien! Either way you're getting a time out, with or with out a bunch of fried baraincells!
Damien: Nope.**jabs the head maid in the rump with the electrified diary*
Maid:*comically electrocuted*
Damien: I'm going to have so much fun with this!
Diary:*runs out of electric charge*
Damien: What?! We were just getting to the good part!
Maid: Damieeeen... You have three seconds to get out of your punishment.
Damien: Run away! Run awaaaaay!!
Dandelion: *receiving a call from Annie's other daughter, Janine* Ugh... you're ruining my date with Dexter... this had better be important - ...Damien's frying himself? That's your- what? You still haven't heard from your mother? *sigh* Where did she say she was going, again...? ...Myanmar?!? C-crap... the government there won't take kindly to some healer going around and providing hope for the dissidents... you should have told me - and more importantly, your father - about this sooner! Your mother might already be dead by now... if Mysto's caught wind of this... argh!! *Dandelion hangs up on Janine and calls Carnation to inform her of the situation.* Sorry, Dex... it sounds like my Aunt Annie's in huge trouble... [This roleplay takes place in the future, so Dandelion's now 20 years old. She's currently at college and in a relationship with a lion named Dexter, who's proved himself to be not only her match in a contest of wits, but also ready and willing to pound the snot out of Mysto to protect her.]
*meanwhile*
Carnation: ...What?!? *sigh* Well, there is some hope... Aunt Lindsay's been keeping herself busy freeing political prisoners in that region. Perhaps she bailed Annie out already...
Anastasia: *Anastasia also receives a phone call.* Hello? ...Mom? Oh, am I glad to gear from you! I was so worried... say what? They were going to execute you tomorrow?!? They weren't even bothering to feed you?!!?
Well, I'm glad to hear that Lindsay got you out of there... I'll contact Dad so he can pick you up!
Carnation: ...Yeah, sounds like Aunt Lindsay already took care of it... what do you mean, Sonja's gone missing, too?!? You think she might have tried to rescue Annie... and failed?!? And Lindsay has no idea, apparently... *groan* It'll be too risky to have her go back in there, she probably has a lot of people to lead to safety. We may need to send a secondary rescue party in...
*meanwhile*
Carnation: ...What?!? *sigh* Well, there is some hope... Aunt Lindsay's been keeping herself busy freeing political prisoners in that region. Perhaps she bailed Annie out already...
Anastasia: *Anastasia also receives a phone call.* Hello? ...Mom? Oh, am I glad to gear from you! I was so worried... say what? They were going to execute you tomorrow?!? They weren't even bothering to feed you?!!?
Well, I'm glad to hear that Lindsay got you out of there... I'll contact Dad so he can pick you up!Carnation: ...Yeah, sounds like Aunt Lindsay already took care of it... what do you mean, Sonja's gone missing, too?!? You think she might have tried to rescue Annie... and failed?!? And Lindsay has no idea, apparently... *groan* It'll be too risky to have her go back in there, she probably has a lot of people to lead to safety. We may need to send a secondary rescue party in...
Maid:*holding Damien by his hair* I don't presume we'll have to travel to this country and plan a rescue mission then. If we do a certain someone is bound to make it difficult.
Damien: Really? How do we now it wouldn't be your fat butt that tips us off. Not to mention your way too suspicious! Even your bio doesn't know what your species is, just a bit about your past and your job!
Maid: What does it really matter what my species is? Everything here is somewhat humanoid in the first place,*in a mocking voice* so sad that your only proof that I'm anything but a human is gone with my legs.
Damien: That sounded so wrong... Can we get this story going before this gets misinterpreted?
Damien: Really? How do we now it wouldn't be your fat butt that tips us off. Not to mention your way too suspicious! Even your bio doesn't know what your species is, just a bit about your past and your job!
Maid: What does it really matter what my species is? Everything here is somewhat humanoid in the first place,*in a mocking voice* so sad that your only proof that I'm anything but a human is gone with my legs.
Damien: That sounded so wrong... Can we get this story going before this gets misinterpreted?
Anastasia: *Anastasia is busily calling Tails.* By the way, we think Aunt Sonja may be stuck there as well, so we're going in to rescue her - for crying out loud, Dad, I'm fourteen! I think I can fend for myself by now, and besides, Carnation, Charmory, Horizon, and Damien are all coming with me... Dark Matt's maid as well, I think, and you know how much ass she can kick... Seriously, I'll be fine!!!
Charmory: ... *Charmory's curiosity gets the better of her, and she peeks up the maid's skirt.*
Carnation:
Too late.
Anastasia: ...Huh?
Carnation: I was talking to Damien...
Horizon: Uh-oh... *Horizon finds himself having to yank Charmory back before she gets her face kicked in.*
Charmory: ... *Charmory's curiosity gets the better of her, and she peeks up the maid's skirt.*
Carnation:
Too late.Anastasia: ...Huh?
Carnation: I was talking to Damien...
Horizon: Uh-oh... *Horizon finds himself having to yank Charmory back before she gets her face kicked in.*
Maid: Just because you are a girl doesn't mean I won't hit you for perverted actions! I'll try and make this understandable to one who doesn't understand simple things. My original lower body has been replaced by a humanoid system. So supposing I was some sort of Dridder, Lamia, or what have you, the proof has long since rotted away. No matter who you ask I'm human, even dogs agree.
Damien: The ones that don't run away cause they know you eat them at least.
Maid: hey! I was cold and hungry, they were strays in the first place so who cares if a few dogs died from digestion rather than cold.
Damien: Even the one with the collar?
Maid: That was a mistake, I didn't notice the collar until it was already dead.
Damien: Anyway I'm solving this question right now! DAAAD!
D.Matt:*walks in* Yes son?
Damien: Is the maid really human? It's really starting to bug me.
D.Matt: Damien, we live in a world filled with people like Carnation and her friends. Being human doesn't really matter so I really don't see why the maid's species is even an important subject.
Damien: So we can all assume you didn't get to see if she was human or not then.
D.Matt: Of course I did, I just find it humorous that people are willing to put so much effort in finding out an insignificant detail.
Damien: ...(Why do I never get any straight answers?)
D.Matt: Regardless I shall accompany you. Better to keep a leash on the widower before someone accidentally pulls her trigger.
Maid: Please stop calling me that sir...
Damien: The ones that don't run away cause they know you eat them at least.
Maid: hey! I was cold and hungry, they were strays in the first place so who cares if a few dogs died from digestion rather than cold.
Damien: Even the one with the collar?
Maid: That was a mistake, I didn't notice the collar until it was already dead.
Damien: Anyway I'm solving this question right now! DAAAD!
D.Matt:*walks in* Yes son?
Damien: Is the maid really human? It's really starting to bug me.
D.Matt: Damien, we live in a world filled with people like Carnation and her friends. Being human doesn't really matter so I really don't see why the maid's species is even an important subject.
Damien: So we can all assume you didn't get to see if she was human or not then.
D.Matt: Of course I did, I just find it humorous that people are willing to put so much effort in finding out an insignificant detail.
Damien: ...(Why do I never get any straight answers?)
D.Matt: Regardless I shall accompany you. Better to keep a leash on the widower before someone accidentally pulls her trigger.
Maid: Please stop calling me that sir...
Horizon: ...Why am I reminded of that story about my parents getting in trouble with the Babylon Rogues?
Charmory: Widower... That's a man whose wife is dead, right? Like, what Tails almost wound up as?
Anastasia:
CHARMORY!!! T-that's just tasteless!!! Those are my parents you're talking about!!!
Charmory: Hm? I was just stating a fact.
Anastasia: Yes, I know Mom got bailed out at nearly the last possible moment! I don't need a reminder!!! And with Aunt Lindsay's track record for avoiding trouble, she could still be in danger!!!
Carnation: >_<; Let's just get to Myanmar and bail out Aunt Sonja...
*Meanwhile, Tails has arrived at the rendezvous point and is describing what he heard from Anastasia...*
Annie: ._.; What?!? You're telling me that Sonja's stuck in there?!? Oh, no...
Lindsay: >_<; You've got to be kidding me... I just pulled off a prison break! We can't go back in there now - security will be way too tight!
Tails: ...Right... Then I should call Anastasia and tell her not to bother with the rescue mission-
Annie: Anastasia's doing what?!?
Tails: I tried to warn her off as well... she insists that she'll be fine since Carnation's helping her...
Lindsay: Carnation? Well, if anyone could breach the security, it'd be her... bullets don't bother her unless they're silver, after all, and I doubt this country has any of those! But seriously, we should get out of here before we're caught...
Annie: >_<; Sonja... Anastasia... please be safe...
Charmory: Widower... That's a man whose wife is dead, right? Like, what Tails almost wound up as?
Anastasia:
CHARMORY!!! T-that's just tasteless!!! Those are my parents you're talking about!!!Charmory: Hm? I was just stating a fact.
Anastasia: Yes, I know Mom got bailed out at nearly the last possible moment! I don't need a reminder!!! And with Aunt Lindsay's track record for avoiding trouble, she could still be in danger!!!
Carnation: >_<; Let's just get to Myanmar and bail out Aunt Sonja...
*Meanwhile, Tails has arrived at the rendezvous point and is describing what he heard from Anastasia...*
Annie: ._.; What?!? You're telling me that Sonja's stuck in there?!? Oh, no...
Lindsay: >_<; You've got to be kidding me... I just pulled off a prison break! We can't go back in there now - security will be way too tight!
Tails: ...Right... Then I should call Anastasia and tell her not to bother with the rescue mission-
Annie: Anastasia's doing what?!?
Tails: I tried to warn her off as well... she insists that she'll be fine since Carnation's helping her...
Lindsay: Carnation? Well, if anyone could breach the security, it'd be her... bullets don't bother her unless they're silver, after all, and I doubt this country has any of those! But seriously, we should get out of here before we're caught...
Annie: >_<; Sonja... Anastasia... please be safe...
D.Matt: Not in this case. I'm referring to a certain someone else who might make widows if left unchecked.
Maid: ...
Damien: Ha ha!
Maid: I did tell you I'm a widow myself right?
Damien:
D.Matt: This isn't exactly the time to be wasting such a resource. If you two don't stop bickering I'll throw you the of both you to Myanmar through the blood gate.
D+M:*both shut up. Seems that the blood gate isn't very nice*
D.Matt: Now then, what is our vehicle of choice?
Maid: ...
Damien: Ha ha!
Maid: I did tell you I'm a widow myself right?
Damien:
D.Matt: This isn't exactly the time to be wasting such a resource. If you two don't stop bickering I'll throw you the of both you to Myanmar through the blood gate.
D+M:*both shut up. Seems that the blood gate isn't very nice*
D.Matt: Now then, what is our vehicle of choice?
Anastasia: We don't have much time, and there aren't very many of us, so I was thinking of using a portal...
Charmory: What's a "blood gate"? Is it a type of portal?
Horizon: Uh... Charmory... That might not be a good idea...
Charmory: What's a "blood gate"? Is it a type of portal?
Horizon: Uh... Charmory... That might not be a good idea...
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