Comment on In Memoriam by SmellsLikeBeer

The Mane Siix's ashes were stolen by the Yakuzas, who did put it in a vase, freshly painted in copper, brass and sewer rat blood, which was then stolen by Vinnie and almost annihilated by the Soviet Army, due to the fact that everyone now hates the latter, which the ashes were retrieved in a local gynecologist's house, who is also an ash maniac, where he also turns ash into glass and pokéflutes, which one of them was used to wake up a Snorlax who also inhaled bits of the ashes, giving it asthma and also weakening it, giving a pokémon trainer the chance to catch another one, which he also inhaled the mane six's "stolen" ashes, renaming him as "Ash Ketchum", so that the legacy of the Mane Six be remembered by all who heard the name "Ash Ketch