Comment on Occupy. Me. by kilo-sierra
Allow me to inform you that I know this guy on a vaguely casual basis.
He is being facetious. He is being lighthearted. He's not trying to be an asshole, neither am I nor the other man who replied to you- but you certainly are.
Perhaps you think you're justified, but, given that anyone with common sense, passable English literacy, and two minutes could verify that that comment by ~DestroyErase was an ironic comment without a hint of malice toward the intended recipient, you're pretty quick to fly off the handle.
Calm down before you end up embarrassing yourself in front of an asshole. God knows I did at your age.
Allow me to inform you that I care for nothing in this situation, other than the minutes of your lives that were wasted by actually replying to me. "Fly off the handle?" I think you mistake me for someone who actually has a minute of normalcy now and then. And I extend my deepest apologies if I seemed to actually care about what I was saying.
If you think I take your imperious comment with any degree of respect or seriousness you are gravely mistaken.
Sounds like somebody's trying to cover up their boo-boo by acting like it didn't happen.
Sounds like somebody's trying to cover up their boo-boo by acting like it didn't happen.
Oh, no seriousness or respect is aimed for. Life's all a game, and people are toys to test with. Though this in new, and somewhat puzzling. Usually, people who don't take me seriously give up and stop spending their time on it. 
i think half a minute to burn between posting or doing something useful counts as time not wasted, honestly
Meh. 
Awlrighty then.
Awlrighty then.
"Calm down before you end up embarrassing yourself in front of an asshole"
You know what's fucking weird? My wife said the same thing to me when we first tried anal.
You know what's fucking weird? My wife said the same thing to me when we first tried anal.
Yeah, and guess how great anal was for the both of you after you got over your wussy feelings.
I'd be skeptical of the woman if she enjoyed anal, since only 10% of them usually do. They aren't the same as us manly men who get intense pleasure out of ramming giant plastic objects into our bumholes.
manly men lul
It's cos we have prostates
It's cos we have prostates
And that's why we always come out on top. A patriarchy is all about stimulating each others prostates to the point of orgasm. Unlike the female orgasm which composes a great deal of petty emotional stimulation, we men can systematically fist each other in the ass while tugging on our dicks and reach orgasm, then moving on and cutting down trees and selling them to minorities.
What do I even say to that.
Sounds like something out of some feminazi's talking point handbook.
Sounds like something out of some feminazi's talking point handbook.
Yeah, but femnazis are serious when they say that lol.
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