"Right, lets see: I've stormed the Imperial fortress-world of Bellus Prime, butchered a thousand score loyalist dogs and almost ascended to Daemonhood on a river of blood. Really should head on down to the co-op to pick up some skimmed milk, that stuff Typhus got me has curdled something fierce...."
I think the caption should read, "I should buy a boat..."
Or just: "This chair sucks, I've got jagged armour poking my lower back and wreaking hell on my posture. Never going to Tzeentch's Family Furniture Funtimes Outlet™ again...."