She says if she finds any of her tamales are gone, she's going slap-happy on us XD. Aka, my stepdad and I XD
Lucky! Your mom sounds awesome! And my ma would pinch us in church too, but that as because my older sister, brother, and I were usually at each other's throats XD.
Sorry to hear about your dad D: My real dad was brutal when I was younger, but my ma left his ass and my stepdad has always been a huge softy XD