I always put logic first; very few situations are a exact "yes or no" answer.
Same, don't get me started about politics, it's all unfair bullshit.
And you call that ranting? I call that polite conversation.
Same, don't get me started about politics, it's all unfair bullshit.
And you call that ranting? I call that polite conversation.
Okay, fair enough.
Your want ranting then you start me on war. Now THAT is something to rant about.
For one, to borrow a quote, "You cannot both keep the peace and prepare for war," or something like that. Shooting someone in the face is NOT going to keep up the peace. It's more likely to get you shot at in return.
And on top of that, they start them over the most absurd of reasons. So what if someone doesn't believe the same things you do? And fuck politics! Half of it is lies, and I'm pretty sure the other half ain't the truth either.
You want a reason to start a war? how about avoiding extinction? Or, I don't know, SUPRESSING GLOBAL WARMING?! There's more than one kind of war, dipshits!
Ah, that feels better, but I'm still pretty pissed.
Your want ranting then you start me on war. Now THAT is something to rant about.
For one, to borrow a quote, "You cannot both keep the peace and prepare for war," or something like that. Shooting someone in the face is NOT going to keep up the peace. It's more likely to get you shot at in return.
And on top of that, they start them over the most absurd of reasons. So what if someone doesn't believe the same things you do? And fuck politics! Half of it is lies, and I'm pretty sure the other half ain't the truth either.
You want a reason to start a war? how about avoiding extinction? Or, I don't know, SUPRESSING GLOBAL WARMING?! There's more than one kind of war, dipshits!
Ah, that feels better, but I'm still pretty pissed.
Yeah, ranting does that.
Well, at least I have a reason to be angry. Better to have anger with a purpose and weak than strong and pointless.
Right?
Right?
Precisely.
Good, because I had no idea where I was going with that.
So, know any good jokes?
So, know any good jokes?
Pfft, nope.
Yeah, the only good joke is one that gets abused to DEATH.
You know, I think it would be fun to come up with some weird off the wall versions of common jokes.
Example:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says-
SHUT THE F*** UP!
You know, I think it would be fun to come up with some weird off the wall versions of common jokes.
Example:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says-
SHUT THE F*** UP!
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