seelifein69's avatar
No one cares about history anymore!! It's pretty sick how much there is a split between the idiots and the smart people.

Lmao gutter sailing. My boat is pretty.

Me toooooooo best part about being a girl
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Our countries pacifism (and I don't mean peace) through ignorance is not an accident.

Mines a dirty viking boat, most premium for pretty boats that look like they could use a good ramming and pillaging. Ba-ZING!

Mmhmmm, a primal urge worth indulging
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Conspiracy .theories. lmao agree, there's a reason mtv stopped playing music and started playing jersey shore.

In my lovely Egyptian boat of bound wood would be smashed, and so starts the adventure with vikings? Bazing, most premium

All primal urges should be indulged. I enjoy my bloody steak and I lick the plate. Second time I've brought up steak blood this week...
NateTheKnife's avatar
Jersey Shore, there's no reason anyone should have interest in that show other than a sociological case study.

Fire up the blades, and put on the viking metal...or the ancient egypt-inspired death metal...huh, I didn't see that working out as well as it did.

I totally make the bush watch, at knifepoint, while I eat it's berries.
seelifein69's avatar
Uh. Feel really nice that you feel that way. Hate people who talk shit about it, then you go to their house and they watch it. Pretty much, if I know the person, I tell them change it, mute it, or I'm peacing out.

Ooh ancient Egyptian death metal that sounds tasty. Pretty sure vikings would rape pillage and burn my lovely ideal. But they look pretty sweet all ripped wearing fur

I had to read that a few times gahaha poor guy
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I had to do that when someone was watching ancient aliens. I can't believe people sit and watch these programs!

[link] Of course, they'll plunder your egyptian goods, and look good doing it

...while singing "Singin' in the Rain"
seelifein69's avatar
Lmao, that's one of those shows I watch when no one is home and debate the tv out loud. Especially about egypt. Lol drives me crazy. I get pretty hot with that crazy haired guy. I yell sometimes. He gets the point. I like debate :) I'm a master debater :)

Actually considering the vikings big ship may not fit in the shallow Nile, we may have advantage. Those guys would be stunned to see the Egyptian harem women, jaws dropped and dropped swords. Lol they'd get drunk and lot it there. Or they'd die of malaria, stds and best stroke. Either or, way to go out.

You know what. I bet the bush likes that. Knives get sexy, especially singing wolverine Broadway style
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I get mad cuz that dude is getting PAID! To just say what ever he can think of. Have you seen the South Park Thor/Ancient Aliens episode?

Somehow, just cuz it doesn't fit, isn't something that's gonna stop a Viking from giving a good pillaging. Dropped swords maybe, but we know that's not the real weapon those Harem women are worried about. And, what can I say, vikings know how to make an exit, one way or the other.

Bushes just love a little knife play, while their berries are nibbled on...their so submissive.
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