thank you and don't jerk off right after eating pizza you had would be all types of greasy
Grease is actually a plus when masturbating.
but what if the next day you wake up and all hell broke out down there because you used them greased up hands
I can’t imagine such a scenario. All things that come from pizza and masturbation are good. Logic supports this.
XD i guess i mean the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy must have at some point