Jeff: "Check again!"
Slender Man: "Dear lord Jeff! THERE ARE NO PEOPLE WHO WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE TO SEE YOU!"
Fan girls hiding under the bad, in the vents, and in the closet:
Fan girl 1: "Ok so.... It sounds like Jeff will be asleep soon" >
Fan girl 2: "Yas, lets remove his clothes again."
Fan girl 78: *Sneezes*
Jeff: "W-what was that?"