Comment on MLP How to Negotiate by LoCeri
Siblings... 'nough said.
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"I remember Twily doing the same kind of thing to me. Not fun. 
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Shining Armor: *sitting on the toilet relieving himself while reading a comic book*
Twilight Sparkle: *knocks on bathroom door* Hey Shining, can I ask you something?
Shining Armor: Now is not really a good time but I guess I can talk. What do you want to ask, Twily?
Twilight Sparkle: What did you do last night?
Shining Armor: Well...umm...I did some extra work at the cadet academy and then I went to the movies with Cadance. Why do you ask, little sis?
Twilight Sparkle: Because last night, I was going to eat some cookies that Mom made but when I was about to eat them, there was nothing but a few crumbs left for me. Somepony must've eaten them.
Shining Armor: Well, that's too bad, Twily. I wonder who ate them?
Twilight Sparkle: That's the thing. Mom made those cookies for me specifically and according to her, she saw you enter the kitchen for a brief moment right after she took the cookies out of the oven to cool off.
Shining Armor: *starts to sweat* Are you suggesting that I ate them?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...maybe. *open the door and steals the toilet paper with her magic*
Shining Armor: *tries to grab the toilet paper as it floats away* Hey, what are you doing?
Twilight Sparkle: *giggles* Oh nothing, just trying to get a certain somepony to confess...
Shining Armor: *panics* Okay, Twily! I confess! I'm the one who ate your cookies the previous night! I'm so sorry!
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I appreciate your apology, big brother and I forgive you for what you did.
Shining Armor: Phew! Thanks, Twily. Now could you be a good sister and hand me back the toilet paper? You know how I can't perform magic and poop at the same time.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm...nope! *walks off with toilet paper*
Shining Armor: Dang. Hmm... *tears a page from his comic book* I sure hope this doesn't clog up the - *interrupted by Twilight*
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I almost forgot! *steals Shining's comic book with her magic*
Shining Armor: *sighs* Why do you have to be such a clever bastard, Twily?
Twilight Sparkle: Because being smart is the best way to manipulate ponies into doing what you want! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go do something similar to Cadance. I think she's playing with my Smartypants doll without my permission. See you later, BBBFF! *leaves the room*
Shining Armor: See you, Twily! *speaks in his mind* I swear to Celestia, I'm going to get you for this...
Twilight Sparkle: *knocks on bathroom door* Hey Shining, can I ask you something?
Shining Armor: Now is not really a good time but I guess I can talk. What do you want to ask, Twily?
Twilight Sparkle: What did you do last night?
Shining Armor: Well...umm...I did some extra work at the cadet academy and then I went to the movies with Cadance. Why do you ask, little sis?
Twilight Sparkle: Because last night, I was going to eat some cookies that Mom made but when I was about to eat them, there was nothing but a few crumbs left for me. Somepony must've eaten them.
Shining Armor: Well, that's too bad, Twily. I wonder who ate them?
Twilight Sparkle: That's the thing. Mom made those cookies for me specifically and according to her, she saw you enter the kitchen for a brief moment right after she took the cookies out of the oven to cool off.
Shining Armor: *starts to sweat* Are you suggesting that I ate them?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...maybe. *open the door and steals the toilet paper with her magic*
Shining Armor: *tries to grab the toilet paper as it floats away* Hey, what are you doing?
Twilight Sparkle: *giggles* Oh nothing, just trying to get a certain somepony to confess...
Shining Armor: *panics* Okay, Twily! I confess! I'm the one who ate your cookies the previous night! I'm so sorry!
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I appreciate your apology, big brother and I forgive you for what you did.
Shining Armor: Phew! Thanks, Twily. Now could you be a good sister and hand me back the toilet paper? You know how I can't perform magic and poop at the same time.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm...nope! *walks off with toilet paper*
Shining Armor: Dang. Hmm... *tears a page from his comic book* I sure hope this doesn't clog up the - *interrupted by Twilight*
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I almost forgot! *steals Shining's comic book with her magic*
Shining Armor: *sighs* Why do you have to be such a clever bastard, Twily?
Twilight Sparkle: Because being smart is the best way to manipulate ponies into doing what you want! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go do something similar to Cadance. I think she's playing with my Smartypants doll without my permission. See you later, BBBFF! *leaves the room*
Shining Armor: See you, Twily! *speaks in his mind* I swear to Celestia, I'm going to get you for this...