A sweet kiss? 
after that.
Looking at the bottle from the outside with giggles from the inside?
Oh for the love of....THEY MEAN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! Likely with a strap-on unless they know some kind of spell for growing a pair...and to also grow male genitalia.
...what. You thought by "growing a pair" i mean balls? Nooo nonono....I meant a pair of boobs.
But yeah, it'd be sex that is after all that snuggling. If it's anything like I typed then...this->
#MotherofGod
...what. You thought by "growing a pair" i mean balls? Nooo nonono....I meant a pair of boobs.
But yeah, it'd be sex that is after all that snuggling. If it's anything like I typed then...this->
#MotherofGodhappens in bed.
Sleep?
No dummy. Obviously they mean breakfast.
OOh! I love breakfast in bed! this one time for my birthday, my Dad brought me breakfast in bed! isn't that great! he doesn't do that anymore because he would have to drive all the way to my house and I don't think that he can justify the 8 hour trip...
On my birthday, my dad did the same thing, but he put the bread in the toaster for too long, so when it came up it was on fire, and then it caught his hair and he burst into flames, and then the flames spread to the surrounding area and the whole house burned down, and by the time the paramedics arrived my dad was already a pile of ash. They couldn't take his pulse to confirm if he was dead so he's still classed as 'missing'.
... The toast was good, though.
... The toast was good, though.
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no. the thing that makes babies.
Mr. Stork brings babies...
They can't.
it won't stop her. you know that.
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